Instructions in How to behave in case of falling in love

1º Certify yourself about which person is actually the one you are in love with

2º Make sure you know the person's name

3º Buy some beers

4º Keep asking youself if it is a good thing

5º Drink the beers

6º Write the person a long love letter

7º Make some coffee

8º Throw the letter out and write a better longer love letter

9º Go for more beers. And chips.

10º Call a friend to ask him/her something

11º Invite him/her for a barbecue

12º Go for a lot of beers. And snaks

13º Try to write a poem

14º Play the funky music and dance on the table

15º Switch to Vodka

16º Try to kiss the person-you-are-in-love-with's best friend

17º Pilk on the sofa

18º Make a video of you singing "Garçom" with half your face in the toilet

19º Rounds of Tequila

20º Cry like a baby saying nobody loves you

21º Pee on the washing machine

22º Send the person a text message saying "I wanna u 2 come :) 2 my party"

23º Get the rum and Coke

24º Hit on the person's other best friend

25º See the person, walk towards, say "I love you" and faint

26º Wake up and don't remember a thing

27º Call your friends to ask what a hell happened.

Repeat these steps for a week.